Ass Leakage

When your asshole leaks of penisbutter and sometimes sweat that leaks down from your anal hairs.

Bryston: Hey Dennis did you get ass leakage after that hike from the mountains?
Dennis: Yeah man it was a really bad experience i was held up behind some rocks and i contracted the ass leakage disease and eer since it leaked prefusely.

by Mr.bhagwan May 15, 2019

Gelatin leaks

When you eat a whole bag of haribo sugar free gummy bears and take a teaspoon of magnesium citrate...

Sbeve: I ate a bag of sugar free haribo bears..

Communist: gelatin leaks?

Sbeve: yes.

by Biznite August 10, 2019

Pen Leak

When a man ejaculates thick white semen which slowly drips down the rod.

I think I made his pen leak last night.

by Nahojini September 2, 2019

The Leaky Canuck

When you're playing hockey and you get a really good goal and you leak a little.

"The goal was so good, he became the leaky canuck!"

by litorish January 21, 2021

Montana Leaky Faucet

A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.

Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"

by 21spendexx August 20, 2021

Ghost Leak

A scary little roof leak that you never knew you had until one day….BOO!!! You’re about to do some regular maintenance work and suddenly your breathe is taken away by the appearance of a $5,000.00 roof repair bill.

Homeowner: “ I never even knew I had a leak!”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”

by RoofZen August 23, 2021

katy lesáková

Katy Lesáková is the best lawyer in the world. She is also hotass, sex bomb and cat mom of 3. Usually she is the smartest in the room but she is impressed when someone explains to her that svěřenecký fond is actually svěřenský fond. Loves bald guys.

Omg it’s Katy Lesáková - I am in love!

Look at that badd ass bitch!

Katy Lesáková is fitness guru - although she started with Pamela exercises!

by Defimaster November 22, 2021