kieransexual

people attracted to people with big massive cocks (aka people named kieran). These people are 10'7 and their cock is also 10'7, they can use their 3rd leg as a tripod and spin around like a helicopter. This is also somewhat of a religion, following the very divine god known as kieran.

girl 1: Look at him, I think his names kieran..
Kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl 1: UHHH IM KIERANSEXUAL

by ssdaws January 13, 2023

kieransexual

people attracted to massive bulging cocks, also known as people named kieran. Kierans are 10'7 and their throbbing knob is 10'7 as well. they can extend their 3rd leg and use it as a tripod. Do not anger them, or their bitchslap you. Many people are kieransexual, and its more of a religion then a sexuality, as kieran is a god, a divine figure with absolute power.

girl: i think thats a kieran over there..
kieran: *UNSPOKEN RIZZ*
girl: IM CREAMING AND KIERANSEXUAL

by ssdaws January 13, 2023

Kieran Hailey

cool

kieran hailey is cool (kinda)

by Penn Badglley January 29, 2023

Kateri

A person whose cock is on an astronimcall level that can't even compare to how long they've been fatherless, they've had so many nicknames and frequently uses Greg even though that's not even close to their name and are currently having so many crises that they write on Urban Dictionary for fun. They don't have a good sleep schedule but have REALLY good grades, they have a terrible love life aswell. They are in so many fucking fandoms that they might aswell be in all of them, they also secretly have a crush on Hitler and plans to start ww3 and win (i've already planned it out.) They simp for people that aren't even people and ngl kind of weird. But back to the Hitler thing- they secretly have such a crush on Hitler and want a body pillow of him, they are also a communist (great pairing ik). They know to much history and geography for some reason-. They write wattpad fanfiction in their free time because it started off as a joke that their friend made them do (YEAH MEGAN) and now it's not a joke anymore :) please save me. They also died their hair purple at one point and then it turned FUCKING GREEN LIKE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? AND IT'S NOT COMING OUT IT'S BEEN MONTHS!!!😭

Pro tip:
Get the good hair dye and not the shitty one

Person1: to Greg! How's that fanfiction going?
Greg/Kateri: pretty good I'm writing rusame smut rn
Any sane person: what the fuck-

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Kieran

kieran is a great person. he is really attractive and gets all the bitches. he is usually light-skin and 6'4". He is usually really popular and liked by alot of people.

Person 1:i like someone
Person 2: it better be kieran

by kieranhaswrizz March 6, 2023

Kiera lloyd

A smeernzy

Wow that Kiera Lloyd is a smeernzy

by Ollyolson April 2, 2023

kiere

amazing young sir. (very fine) (very tall)😍😍🥰

kiere is very fine and very tall😍😍😍

by averyintellegentyoungin May 11, 2023