Justin

Justin is the biggest troll you will ever meet. If he likes you, he will love you so much - otherwise he won’t fuck with you. He snores really loud, doesn’t chew his food except when he snacks - then you can’t even hear the tv. He’s really forgetful and says dumb shit all the time. But he’s funny as hell and loves his family so much.

Justin is a fucking asshole.

Justin by Babas November 23, 2021

Justin

Better than all his friends like: Mason, Lawrence, Flurry, and Moira. They think they can outsmart him, but he’s far too intelligent for that. Those jags. Far superior than all his compatriots and foes alike.

Son, why can’t you be more like your friend, Justin? He’s the greatest man I’ve ever had the pleasure to grace the presence of.

Justin by JaggoMuffin November 23, 2021

justin

you're from instagram and you literally searched your own name. somehow you believed what it say despite the fact that anyone can write anything in urban dictionary

Justin: Yo hey you know this trend where you search your name on urban dictionary you can find what ur name means? it said im a very sexy guy and girls would fuck me.

Me: uhh i think people could like put their own definitions of their own names there?

Justin: Really? nah, these are official. its literally in a site called dictionary, its gotta be legit?

Me: yeah its called urban dictionary, for urban words. it lets people make own words and terms for themselves. they could put a slang or reference of anysort.

Justin: Oh damn, i didnt know that

Me: yeah, your pretty stupid

justin by yournamedoesntmeananything November 23, 2021

Justin

Trash 🗑
Definition of a red flag
Bastard should be shot and killed

Time to take out Justin

Justin by anonymous November 24, 2021

Justin

Justin is a strange one. Often called Jason. Hair disintegrates by the day. Usually a loner as he loves men. Good old Justin. I mean Jason

Not a justin

Justin by bluenoon1 November 24, 2021

Justin

Cuts hair in a small town, God fearing man, funny, 6 feet, works out, has his own car. Out going, courageous, wise. Blessed!

Justin😍

Justin by Justin12247 November 24, 2021

Justin

A super athlete dude that doesn’t love the camera but he’s actually lowkey funny. He speaks in movie quotes and his favorite food is brisket. A lot of people like him but he never lets it go to his head. Super loyal and a quiet leader… a Justin will always come through for you.

He’s also cracked at football.

Guy 1: “i’m platonically in love with justin!”
Guy 2: “dude me too!”

Justin by chargies November 24, 2021