A Semi-straight guy who’s Mexican and thinks brown rice is better than white. He’s also poor and can only afford fake AirPods, with a fake Apple Watch.
by Idkwhattoputasnamesoyeahlol November 06, 2019
Jose is the cutest most handsome guy ever. He’s smart and funny and creative and sweet. Jose is the best boyfriend ever, there’s no one else better.
by jellystarz August 04, 2024
Jose is the best guy ever. He’s sweet and funny and smart and creative. He’s so handsome that you can never keep your eyes off him. He deserves all the happiness in the world, I love him very much.
by jellystarz May 22, 2024
The prettiest, most handsome boy ever. He’s very smart and creative and the funniest person ever. He’s so handsome that you can never keep your eyes off him, he’s pure perfection <3
by jellystarz May 19, 2024
A lonely, jealous, dickless kid, who acts straight but is gay. A “Jose” is often a person who can’t fight because of his weak and scrawny. A “ Jose” is one the biggest pick me boys you will ever meet and is ALWAYS the fakest person around.
by beastMCGZ March 29, 2022
A fat ugly buzz cut pig. He cheats on every girl he gets with. Do not date this creature he will literally love bomb and probably eat you with how big he is.
Jose: i like you
You: i dont like you
Jose: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i love you
You: creep
You: i dont like you
Jose: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i love you
You: creep
by Sparkleunicornpuppy123 December 30, 2024