Jordan Witzigreuter

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011

Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.

“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”

by DaListener September 25, 2020

Jordan Martin

Crackhead who will rob 120 from your work place

Jordan Martin i dont trust him look at his van

by Dollar October 22, 2019

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

bootleg jordans

Fake wanna be jordan

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans

by uglyprince October 20, 2015

Jordan Steviano

Jordan's are boys with balls but no penis and they grow hair on those balls which is weird in the bed.

Jordan: Hey boys ( because hes gay)
boys: eww its a penisless boy runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Jordan: no come back.
Jordan Steviano is a gay gay man.

by Random Mat March 3, 2022

Jordan+Kalyn

A loving couple. The perfect couple. Together these two people define perfection. When you see them you think "she is so lucky" and "he is so lucky." Together they tackle the world knowing that together, together they can accomplish anything.

look at those two over there aren't they so cute
yeah thats Jordan+Kalyn

NO WAY i knew i recognized them!

by Ravizzone January 18, 2011