Contra Costa Jewish Day School 

a school full of jewish white kids.

We are awesome like that inside the Contra Costa Jewish Day School"

Contra Costa Jewish Day School by Chicken Bob Shoelaba March 9, 2011

Persian Jewish 

1)One of the richest and to some extend smartest groups of American society

2)The majority of students currently attending UCLA

1)Arash bought a new BMW ,just after he got his bachelors,.
2)No wonder you got to UCLA right after high school, you are Persian Jewish

Persian Jewish by kyle101 November 10, 2007

of jewish decent 

Term meaning the user has Jewish ancestors. Often overused to refer to some very distant relatives in the hope it will give them favour over others when dealing with prospective clients that are either jewish or in the belief that religious people do jobs better. Also used as an escape from anti-sematic comments.

The paternal grandfather of my maternal grandmother was Jewish. Therefore I am of jewish descent.


Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.

--or--

GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them

GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!

GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.

of jewish decent by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

jack gay Jewish noes man 

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

jack gay Jewish noes man by the secret man February 1, 2021

shut your jewish lips 

telling someone to shut up because there so damn cheap they need coupons for everything

me: coupons for coca-cola?
zack: yah thats a great deal, thats like 50 bucks, they got coke and sprite and vault and everything.. mmmmhmmmmm
me: shut your jewish lips!!!

shut your jewish lips by baby shaniqua January 4, 2008

Uncomfortably Jewish 

A term used to describe an awkward situation in which a person of Jewish heritage fails in his/her attempt to actively participate in a discussion on pop culture. Since most Jews are out of touch with issues like athletics, music, and entertainment, they typically will use older slang or urban references in their attempt to fit in.

When Jonah descrived Lil Wayne as "all that and a bag of chips," he created an uncomfortably Jewish enviornment for all involved in our conversation

Uncomfortably Jewish by tactrash October 23, 2008

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail. 

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail. by da hood' October 10, 2004