going japanese

Going waaay over the top with something and not reaping the consequences.
(usually used in situation or with a noun)

"Dude, did you hear Dave went bare four rounds in a row? He didn't even get her pregnant. He's going japanese so hard."

"I shot up an ounce of heroin and didn't OD. #goingjapanese"

by peanutlicker May 4, 2014

A Japanese Warning Shot

A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer

"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald

"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke

Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*

by Smol Meme Account January 11, 2017

the japanese eggplant

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)

Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.

by beaniebabiedaddies October 12, 2020

Turning Japanese

I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
(Think so think, so think so, think so)
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

by Death Menace December 9, 2022

sleeping japanese

verb ~ The term used when a person might as well be sleeping naked because they are hanging out of their clothing anyways.

"Man, my girlfried freaked out because I was sleeping japanese."

by Josh McG November 11, 2005

Working like a Japanese prisoner of war

The act of continually overworking; working long hours and/or through tough conditions.

Can you cover for me at Madame Soixante-Neuf's tomorrow?? I need a day off; I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.

by Maj. Lanny Phipps March 5, 2021

holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!

n. a general exclamation used whilst bewildered

(a variation on holy testicle tuesday!)

guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!

Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!

by Leesus May 7, 2010