Iowa

A state, just like any other. It has idiots, stuck up snobs, bad drivers, and nice people. Don't be fooled by the corn when you are flying over. We have a lot of large cities, and a lot of farms. We happen to have had Ashton Kutcher, and Elijah Woods. That's about it. If you were born in Iowa, you will probably stay here, unless you're lucky.

Non-Iowan: How many pigs do you have?
Iowan: Zero, I actually don't live anywhere near a farm.
Non-Iowan: Lol, do you even have a tv?
Iowan: Yes, I do. I have an iphone too. Do you have a brain?
Non-Iowan: LOL. A what?

by Thatonegirlidk August 4, 2013

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Iowa Hawkeyes

Disrespected college football team from Iowa City lead by Coach Kirk Ferentz. After winning the 2009 Orange Bowl, the Hawks have a bright future ahead of them.

Did you see the Iowa Hawkeyes kick Penn State's ass last night?

by mr. dudemanguy2 August 17, 2010

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iomportant

No one can say for sure, but it seems to be the furry version of important

"It is iomportant to me"

by Jazzy =[[ November 27, 2003

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ion beam

a beam formed from positive or negative charged ions, sometimes found in sci-fi movies

ion

"We got hit by an ion beam!!"

by Ross October 3, 2004

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IODR

1)adj.
a) characterized by "Crapping out on people"
b) characterized by being useless when depended on by others.

2)verb
a) to suck
b) to lack skill
c) to be useless
d) crap out.

1)
"O man, he's iodr..."

"The seattle server just IODR'ed you"

by PHXX.net January 10, 2005

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Ioannarism

To state the obvious.

Tim is having lunch when Tony walks in. Tony says, 'Oh, you're having lunch.'
Tim replies, 'That's a ioannarism if ever I heard one.'

In some cultures, it is common to state the obvious- Ioannarism- however, it is still annoying in British culture.

by EustaciaD February 19, 2009

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