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Crust boat

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.
by the limey December 24, 2008
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gravy in the boat

a different spin on the term "all good". Everything is peachy, and fine.
Hey, you totally pulled a Weatherington but it's all gravy in the boat.
by tdubs35 May 6, 2011
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row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat
I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.
by Fhatman May 13, 2014
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Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.
Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!
by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010
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Pizza Boat

You got it all wrong guys. Most amazing invention ever.
Bob: Hey lets get a pizza boat
Jimmy: :)))))))))))))))))
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Dragon Boat

A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.
by Dj U know who December 3, 2016
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Boat Motor

Not to be confused with the motor boat. The Boat Motor takes place during the act of cunnilingus. When the vagina becomes sufficiently moist the male makes a buzzing sound with his lips, much in the way you would blow into the mouthpiece of a trumpet. For greatest effect, couple with the Tidal Wave.
Last night i gave my girlfriend the boat motor and she came nine times
by The Mighty Pinecone June 22, 2016
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