Bum Powder

When a person snorts a line of Cocaine out of their friends Anus

"Last night I was at My Girlfriends and I did some Bum Powder"

by WalkingThesaurus July 14, 2017

Bum Grubs

Worms. Intestinal worms.

Look at that dirty little prick over there scratching his arse, he must have Bum Grubs (ass maggot or arse maggot). He laid a turd and it was crawling with Bum Grubs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

Bum Tunnel

The process by which a bum is born. I.e., a man who creates baby mamas or abuses girls and women physically or verbally had to bum tunnel out of the womb into the world.

Future and Nick Cannon and R. Kelly shouldn't have bum tunneled their way into existence.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.

by Cree Seven January 15, 2023

Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.

She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.

by bigpiece June 17, 2020

Clay bum

When you wipe your bum and there is a clay like matter on the paper.

I was wiping for ages last night. Turns out I’ve got a bad case of clay bum.

by Fjdb565656 March 30, 2020

Bum swaggler

A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.

Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.

by blumpkins July 7, 2004

bum udder

A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.

Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"

by RAWSTAN August 26, 2015