Human Fistapeed

When four or more consenting humans are simultaneously fisting each other in the ass.

Wow, did you see Jerry’s Snapchat story last night? He must have been part of a Human Fistapeed.

by Catnip flickherbean October 21, 2021

Human Submarine

1. (adjective) a pregnant woman swimming

2. (noun) a submarine made out of human flesh

Commenter: a pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine

2nd definition---

look at that foreskin submarine!

by amogusrule34 July 23, 2021

Organic human

Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.

Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.

by TheRealNostradamus March 5, 2023

Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.

1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?

by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023

Human Volcano

While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.

Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.

by Matt, Drew, Bo & CMoney December 31, 2007

Human Dishwasher

A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet

Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"

Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"

Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"

by The Inc May 11, 2006

human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

by tradesman April 1, 2003