buzzin' human

Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.

look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human

by mario@glos September 5, 2010

Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.

Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.

by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019

Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

Human Love

A term for pansexuality. Basically, When a person is open to a little lovin' from any gender.

Buddy: Hey, did John just go home with a dude?

Guy: Yeah, he's a real human love advocate.

by lwyvcie;boi'enwcj;'WD" December 3, 2011

Human Volcano

While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.

Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.

by Matt, Drew, Bo & CMoney December 31, 2007

human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

by tradesman April 1, 2003

Human Dishwasher

A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet

Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"

Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"

Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"

by The Inc May 11, 2006