Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
Get the buy me honda, I love you no shit mug.a country in central america that not many people have heard about. it is by El salvador and nicaragua.it is a place were the most cutiest most sexyest girls come from! hondurian women look better then brazilians even. most people say that brazilians are the most sexiest or italians are, but honduras got them beat, shit even the uglyest hondurian chick is alot more sexier then our hottest women in the united states,brazil,france,italy,venezuela,england,philippines etc. the women of honduras can make even the bravest of men quiver in shyness because of there tremendous beauty.
I am not hondurian but shit why are they the most sexiest race of girls on the planet??? there a small country and they manage to have such cute chicks, man even the fat hondurian chicks are hot
honduras= eyecandy
if you have bonner troble or erectile disfunction go to honduras, and your bonner will never go away! an i mean never!
honduras= eyecandy
if you have bonner troble or erectile disfunction go to honduras, and your bonner will never go away! an i mean never!
by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011
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Apparently, Honda is the only auto manufacturer that Puerto Ricans in Central Florida will buy. Young and old, they own nothing but Hondas.
CivicJuan: Oye loco, wanna race? My Honda will shit all over your V8 piece of shit.
V8John: Isn't that your mother's car? Why don't you buy a real car instead of trying to turn an econobox into something it's not?
CivicJuan: Nah bro, I only fuck with Hondas. VIVA EL HONDA! My mom got one just like mine but hers don't got VTAK.
V8John: ...
V8John: Isn't that your mother's car? Why don't you buy a real car instead of trying to turn an econobox into something it's not?
CivicJuan: Nah bro, I only fuck with Hondas. VIVA EL HONDA! My mom got one just like mine but hers don't got VTAK.
V8John: ...
by Muscle > Ricers December 30, 2009
Get the Honda mug.Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.
'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'
'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'
'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008
Get the Houdini Superman Surprise mug.the car company with the world's cleanest emmissions. honda's are known for their longevity and craftsmanship.
Hondas get good gas mileage
by brad October 30, 2003
Get the Honda mug.Dan: Greg's Honduh blew a headgasket again!
Andy: That piece of crap plastic car...
Dan: Yeah, he still owes me $300!
Andy: That piece of crap plastic car...
Dan: Yeah, he still owes me $300!
by beaverbuddy September 24, 2005
Get the Honduh mug.Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except this requires more people to burst into the room at the vital moment and do one of the following whilst preferable in appropriate fancy dress:
* Spiderman - do the spiderman to the girl, not forgettting the catchphase "Go web go!"
* Thor - Fling spunk on the lady off a hammer whilst proclaiming loudly "I am mighty Thor"
* Hulk - Give the girl a Houdini cheesecake and say "Puny Human"
* Thing - Same as the Hulk above except the catchphrase is "Its clobbering time"
* Wolverine - Flick spunk onto the lady from 3 fingers and growl loudly
* Daredevil - Backflip into the room and whip the girls ass with any form of whip/rope
* Captain America - Burst in and throw any shield shaped object at the lady before singing the USA national anthem with your hand on your heart
For this to be valid there must be a minimum of 3 characters that take part.
* Spiderman - do the spiderman to the girl, not forgettting the catchphase "Go web go!"
* Thor - Fling spunk on the lady off a hammer whilst proclaiming loudly "I am mighty Thor"
* Hulk - Give the girl a Houdini cheesecake and say "Puny Human"
* Thing - Same as the Hulk above except the catchphrase is "Its clobbering time"
* Wolverine - Flick spunk onto the lady from 3 fingers and growl loudly
* Daredevil - Backflip into the room and whip the girls ass with any form of whip/rope
* Captain America - Burst in and throw any shield shaped object at the lady before singing the USA national anthem with your hand on your heart
For this to be valid there must be a minimum of 3 characters that take part.
"Lads, that Houdini Marvel Omnibus stunt last nite was class, Dan's mum totally didn't expect it!"
"Yeah good job. I just need to get this green paint off. Next time someone else can be The Hulk"
"Yeah good job. I just need to get this green paint off. Next time someone else can be The Hulk"
by Ste Crayston March 28, 2007
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