whats the haps

a cool way of saying "whats happening"

hey dude whats the haps

by royal marine March 11, 2009

Satanic Hamster

A guy who nails Joe Notaman's mother.

I mean, like, uNF, uNF. Say my NAME, bitch, say my NAME!

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005

hamstershaver

1.Master and Commander of the Jedi Council; Bisexual and proud of it; gay and lesbian tolerance teacher to young padawans.
2. One who Purchases karma.

1. Hammy® leads the underground order of the EF JEDI; molests his young Padawan ironically enough named Spongebob.
2. 100,000k to 140,000k over night.

by johnnny March 29, 2005

hamsterbating

the act of helping a hamster masterbate

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."

by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010

hamster mouse moment

A phenomenon when you see something so cute it makes you cry. Like a hamster (computer) mouse. A hamster mouse is so cute it makes you cry.

Guy: Why are you crying?
Girl: I just had a hamster mouse moment.

by Awek November 24, 2020

The hamster dance

The hamster dance is the sexual move where you shove a hamster up your ass in order for it to tickle your insides causing you to move around and dance

Hey do you wanna meet up tonight? Maybe we can do the hamster dance

by The human bruh moment February 27, 2020

whats the haps

An alteration of the phrase, "what's happening?"

Its earliest usage dates back to 1992 when Ice Cube (best known for his lead acting role in "Are We Done Yet?") inquired eloquently about the occurrence of a game of craps.

Tre: Whats the haps?
IC: I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
Tre: Do please elaborate while I listen to Footsteps In The Dark by The Isley Brothers

by Goodyear Blimp October 6, 2011