Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.

Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.

Goon fall by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025

Goon Clit 09

A group of people who goon and where born in 2009

“have you checked goon clit 09?” or “have you seen those goon clit 09 over there?”

Goon Clit 09 by meeewe_12 October 30, 2025

Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

Goon Walk by Old Henry November 10, 2025

Goon fuel

A piece of sexually explicit media (pornography, smut literature, sex scenes in movies, sexy celebrities, photos of naked women in general, etc.) that encourages one to engage in the act of gooning, or prolong an existing gooning session in order to increase the pleasurability of an orgasm once you have finished gooning. Alternatively, goon fuel is sexually explicit media that tempts someone with a porn addiction fetish to relapse or masturbate for an excessively long period of time.

Those new sexy photos of Charli xcx in a bikini are pure goon fuel - I'm gonna spend five hours gooning and edging myself to that shit all night!

Goon fuel by Puffyirish November 14, 2025

goon lever

A calisthenics move. Doing the front lever with one arm , gooning with the other

Dilan Raja is the goon lever Meister, then he whispers in your ear...

goon lever by BigMuscularMan November 18, 2025

Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.

I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice

Goon master by B Real 97 November 21, 2025

Goon Checkpoint

The act of gooning in various different locations around the globe.

Every location that is successfully gooned at is considered a "Goon Checkpoint"

After 35 years of competitive gooning, I have successfully reached my final goon checkpoint... Chuck e cheese

Goon Checkpoint by the toucher 67 November 29, 2025