goitat

Wrestling technique that results in instant obliteration of the cock and balls. Typically done by a larger individual lifting the leg of a smaller individual then smashing their genitals in a gruesome fashion

Announcer: "What is this? No... No way... He's going for a goitat! The move made illegal in 115 countries! His opponents career could be over if this lands!"

by Pollip June 7, 2022

Gilmore Guitar

Playing the guiar, while sitting on the shitter, while getting a BJ. The song must be soothing, so the performance will be perfect.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Gilmore Guitar

by Checter November 4, 2009

Invisible Guitar

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.

which you know you want to buy.

Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.

No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.

by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009

Mouth Guitar

Making guitar noises with ones mouth.

Bro, the instrumentals on that song were so sick I was playing mouth guitar to it through the whole thing

by kushkillakiwi April 4, 2011

Clit guitar

Similar to the well known air guitar, only strummed with the clitoris.

Kitty jammed through the night on her clit guitar, riffing O's to Z's!

by Dfiler420 February 23, 2019

Spicy guitar

An electric guitar from Nashville, Tennessee

Look at Wesely with that spicy guitar

by trent2325 May 21, 2019

pink guitar

MGK released an album "tickets to my downfall"
with a pink coloured electric guitar as a symbol for punk rock

Martin Luther king: did u see that pink guitar mgk was rocking at the concert

pina coladas: yeah dude too bad he smashed the shit out of it

by sorath September 18, 2021