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Football

1) The most impacting phenomenon in humanity since Christianity. A 'sport' played all around the world. misnamed as 'soccer' most prominently in the U.S.A.

2) Misnaming Gridiron. A lesser discipline commonly misnamed as Football, instead being more related to rugby. A contact sport played most commonly in U.S.A. and Canada where around 11 men were big armors and tight pants and grapple each other in short intervals of 5 seconds. Usually to catch a breather and to show commercials.
- FIFA is a big mafia that has control over football all around the world.

- U.S.A. is the gayest country on Earth, that's why they enjoy their contact sports so much, for instance American Football.
by 60l) March 13, 2009
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Football

As most people are aware of the sport football, there is also a pot smoking game referred to as "football" in which a joint is passed in a rotation of people, and when each person takes a hit, they hold it in their lungs until the joint comes around to them again. Recommended for relatively small rotations.
by rabidsheep420 September 9, 2003
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Arena Football

Football played indoors on a 50-yard field played in the Spring so men don't sit on the couch watching Golden Girls until College and NFL football return in the Fall.
I have tickets on February 5th for the Arena Football game in Orlando.
by Lil' Mayo June 15, 2010
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real football

What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!
by Desigol May 31, 2005
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Football beer

Beer drunk while watching a game of football. Normally swill that can be drunk in large quantities without getting drunk.
"I love football beer! I can drink it all day at work and not get drunk!" - canadian fan
by Rev. Slade December 16, 2008
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Football

a game where people are paid to run from other people.
by pleaseno February 27, 2018
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Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!
Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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