slipped the fish

The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.

The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...

Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...

Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
by joedaprogramma March 02, 2014
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Kitty Fishing

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.
I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.
by Kitty Fisher June 04, 2011
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bar fishing

the act of stealing, kyping, appropriating and/or liberating unattended drinks at a bar.
I went bar fishing at that new club last night; I stayed all night and didn't spend a dime!
by MC Johnny P April 06, 2009
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Chillin Fish

When someone or something is cool, okay, good, etc. Because think about it, what is a fish doing in its bowl? Its chillin...
Yo, was that bud we got from Chili some fire or was it some dirt weed?

No man, it was chillin fish. it got me pretty bleazon
by wallace n gromit September 09, 2010
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meme fish

the memeiest fish in the world. They hate bad memes and love fresh memes. Don't show them dank memes or they will jump out the window!
by wisewolf64 January 24, 2018
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Louis The Fish

The fish confirmed to be the one portrayed in Harry Styles music video "Adore You"
"Did you see that the official eroda account for H's music video confirmed that the children's book "Louis the fish" really is

a part of the inspiration for the Adore You music video??"

"Yeah, I saw that today actually...wild"
by titanicturtles May 12, 2021
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Fish Tips

When a girl doesn't wash her hands after touching her pussy
Don't touch me with them fish tips ..

Eww!!!!! you got fish tips ..
by KingQuack January 23, 2018
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