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Feelings

The things some people get. Others don't get them. Emotions; happy, sad, angry, pissed, love. Sometimes you have feelings for someone. Sometimes you have feelings about a situation. But sometimes you are like other people and don't have them. Emotionless; stupid, asshole, jerk, bitch, heifer, odd, weird, unique, lucky. They are lucky because they feel nothing.
"I have feelings for you."

"Well I don't have feelings for you." He said with no emotion.
by Birdie NRW November 15, 2018
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shit feelings

describes emotional status of person who is not feeling good and who can't specify what exactly is wrong. It comes from "It smells like pretty big shit" > "pretty big problem".
Sometimes you can use this phrase when you have problem with your defecation, to stop it, and you would like to aware other person from social degradation.
Bob: I have shit feelings today.
Sash: Why? Because of school?
Bob: Maybe... but during all day I did nothing.

OR

Bob: Boss sent for me and I am afraid about my future.
Sash: But you don't know what is going on!
Bob: Shit feelings... maybe you see me last time...

OR

Bob: Oh no! Shit feelings!
Sash: Good Lord! No toilets around. I have to go! Sorry man.
by BB_King April 6, 2011
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cement filling

When a girl has all three holes filled by different guys and they all cum at the same time, they then proceed to yell break time and leave her to dry out.
Kristen got a cement filling last night from Corey, James, and Austin.
by BackB0ne November 4, 2015
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feelings

something that is felt by emotional people. Feelings are for soft people.
person 1: damn nigga your breath stinks

person 2: why would you say that, you're hurting my feelings
by ********************* April 2, 2005
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London Bridge Is Falling Down

When a male and female are participating in sexual activities and performing the Stand and Carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). The female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his penis is still lodged in her vagina as she falls to the floor. The erect penis is hard and with all of the women's weight going down, the only thing the penis can do is snap. Thus, resembling London Bridge Falling Down.
Bridget- " I'm losing my grasp"

Tim- " SHIT!"

CRACK!!!!

Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"

Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"

Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"

Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"
by GiggleGoat January 27, 2010
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Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.
-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today
by Rudens October 7, 2008
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Mixed feelings

Going through a list of fetish porn and thinking "what the actual fuck" but still jerking off to it.
Person 1: Hey you wanna go watch a movie tonight?
Person 2: Idk man, mixed feelings.
by Mafrans December 2, 2017
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