electroshock therapy

Pleasurable stimulation of the brain with beneficial therapeutic effects, often enjoyed by those afflicted by otherwise intolerable mental illnesses.

Here in this fine institution for the hopelessly depressed, patients experience the pleasure of electroshock therapy.

by CoherentDelirium January 2, 2007

election

A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...

Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.

Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.

Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!

by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005

electrophiliac

1.(n) One who is sexually arroused by electronics or electronical hardware.

2.(n) One who has sexual intercourse with computers or computer hardware.

1. Ben Davis is an electrophiliac.

2. Glen McWilliams must be an electrophiliac! After seeing Ben's new computer case, he damn near creamed his pants!

by nate_soto May 19, 2003

Electronified

For something to have gained,or become electronic

Now that my door bell has become electronified i will be able to hear it more clearly now

by Remington.D July 29, 2008

electroocularography

Tracks the eye movements, very helpful in understanding what actually happens to the muscles and their activity when looking at a picture vs. a moving object. Not helpful when doing a lab report about it.

Electroocularography tracks the location of where the eye is looking by reading the electrical activity of the extra-ocular muscles surrounding the eyes.

by giggleyna December 20, 2007

ElectroniMetal

Type of genre that combines aspects of metal and electronica. Similar in style to electronicore but is different in the same sense that metal is to hardcore.

Whisper Scream is an electronimetal band.

by Scummditty January 3, 2008

electrochemical

a word that third graders are apparently being taught to spell in this crazy day and age.

Teacher: "Johnny, please spell 'electrochemical.'"
Johnny: "What the f*$#!?"

by alexio smith January 5, 2009