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East Pennsboro Highschool

This is a school who tells us its "our choice to be great" but they also tell us "there is no tolerance of bullying or harassment" both meaning harassment. Harassment, a crime punishable by law. So why is it they do nothing when someone is harassed, but if someone damages their precious school grounds it will be brought to justice at the greatest extent. Mind you that hurts no ones feelings, doesn't physically hurt anyone. But they will only "talk to" the harassers, threatening rapists, stabbers, and school shooters. They do not care for staff or students. They had us breathing mold.

Oh also fuck their PDA rules. They only apply when they see fit. Kids make out in the halls and no one says anything, mind you they are always both white and straight kids. Those mixed couples, and gay couples, the couples who aren't popular yea those kids get yelled at for holding hands. HANDS, so threatening.

The popular bitches and sluts here are rude to anyone they just don't like, but then kiss ass to teachers. The guys are all douches. If you don't know what I mean on here, then please stay away its best you don't understand. Maybe if they cared at all about us they would be equal and not be bitches over nothing. Sorry not sorry because a kid can get probation from hearsay but someone threatening to rape someone, stab someone, shoot everyone gets NOTHING. You see the problem.
"fuck east pennsboro highschool"
Its hell
by NobodyWolfartist December 2, 2020
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East Northumberland Secondary School

If you want to come to a school full of white people who wear steeltoes, shit boxes in the parking lot, and a very off balance of good and bad staff members, you want ENSS.

This place has it all, shitty gym equipment, terrible flooring in said gyms, musty ass bathrooms, dirty ass classrooms, and horrible programs :).
“Hey I went to East Northumberland Secondary School as well
“Oh wow no were both collage drop outs cause ENSS sucked at teaching!”
by Jeffery Hosington February 17, 2021
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Eastuin

The Greatest Man To Live.
Legend says he’s not full human that he is a immortal being in a mortals essence.
Please Have My Kids Eastuin
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Eastman

The Eastman was up to his old tricks living off his new girlfriend
by Dr. Homeslice February 27, 2022
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eastport south manor

AKA the pharmacy; Filled with a bunch of drug dealers, racist white kids, rich snobs, and just a few normal people. You can’t open a door without getting in trouble and you get detention for forgetting your id. The security guards all have sticks up their asses and water comes out of the ceiling. Don’t forget about the birds who visit. They care more about money and success than students safety so they make everyone come in when the roads are icy enough to kill someone.
Principal: Yeah so it’s a blizzard outside but you guys have to come in and take an Algebra 2 test anyway!
Kids: *Crash car*
Principal: Detention for being late

Kids: We love eastport south manor!
by abcdefuuuuu March 7, 2022
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East Park

A large suburb of Wolverhampton, generally known for crime, shootings and dossers. The area is split mainly into three separate estates; East Park, Deansfield and Eastfield.

Very much a proud part of the Black Country, a majority of the area is build on top of disused coal mines. If you enjoy living amongst druggies and yam yams then you’ll love it here!
Meet you on the bonks over East Park mucka
by EPDon March 12, 2022
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Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...
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Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.
by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022
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