Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

Dumpster Cat

1. A cat that is a worthless piece of shit and belongs in a dumpster.
2. A cat that feels it needs to cower and hide when others are around (usually only bonds to one woman).

My friend's cat Chewy is a dumpster cat and is a candy ass bitch around others. We would like to toss him into the dumpster where he belongs.

by Steve Johnson November 10, 2003

dumping station

a whore, a place to dump your load

Sheena sure is a good dumping station

by supernad February 19, 2007

cummy dumpies

When you get a boner from taking a big shit

Hey bro ever get the cummy dumpies?

by bombsofserbia November 23, 2015

cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Jordan's slutty mother

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.

by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008

dumping

when one person literally ends a relationship either through msn, person, phone conversation or even textmessging however dumping does not involve telling someone else to tell another that their relationship is over

jack and jill are in a relationship, jack tells jill "its over" via sms, phone conversation etc however if timmy tells jill "hey jack said its over" it does not count as a dumping

by ekka July 13, 2006

dumpster chicken

A crow, or seagull, or any scavenging bird that raids dumpsters or trash receptacle.

Someone left the dumpster lid open, and the dumpster chickens spread trash all over.

by Steven. Kenobi June 12, 2010