Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007

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dodged that bullet

To get yourself out of a sticky situation. A close call.

"I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."

by Ranchan-sama September 25, 2006

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Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.

Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

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DUDE BRO

White suburban male, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing mostly from Orange County, CA and surrounding areas. Characterized by their love for rolling around in lifted (extreme) trucks and their over use of bandanas, black socks with shorts, spikey hair, belts with queer designs and belt buckels, SPY sunglasses, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include Kottonmouth Kings and Kingspade. The most annoying members of the dude bro family are from the 951 and 909 area codes of the Inland Empire of Southern California... but more toned down (and slightly more queer) versions can be found in Orange County (714). Favorite drinks include Budweiser and Bud Light. Catch phrases include: "DUUUUDE!!" and "Bra (Bro)." Dude Bro's seldom roam alone and can usually be found in packs of 5-10 people. Favorite sports include riding dirtbikes and monster truck rallys. Dude bros display a complete lack of originality and can quickly get on one's nerves.

While at a friend's party, my friends and I noticed a big group of dude bros rollin up together. They all looked, talked and walked exactly the same. We should have saw it coming when we saw the caravan of lifted trucks pull up.

by Nic La Rue February 8, 2005

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