Spookie Dookie

When you shit yourself in your sleep and you are so frightened that you wake yourself up, in a panic.

Dana: how’d you sleep leah?
Leah: dude, not good. I had a spookie dookie.

by MermsLovesAn4l March 22, 2022

The dookie effect

A eerie feeling that makes you shirt and fart (Shart)

Natalie experienced the dookie effect and sharted in her std infected grandmar panties.

by Pasta_s15 March 26, 2022

Putting dooky braidz in your hair

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.

Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.

Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.

by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

Spooky Dookie

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.

Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.

by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022

fat ass dookie butt

A woman that has a lot of poops near her but hole.

Lala has a fat ass dookie butt.

by Stellarspace April 10, 2022