An act in which you are boning your lady friend and in the midst of her screaming of pleasure you would have to pull out and stick it in her pooper. Then she'll wail like a dolphin.
I was banging Rachel and I attempted the squealing dolphin, let's just say the police were involved.
by FappuccinoCream November 27, 2014

by YusufT19 December 28, 2018

Is a way to jump and land on the front. First used in Call of duty: Black ops. It's a gamer expression
by SunsetWings April 28, 2011

When someone refers to someone as a dolphin, it is implying they are appear to be genuine to your face, while by nature they are malicious.
Girl 1 - “did you talk to Nicole last night?”
Girl 2 - “yea I did, she was really nice to me”
Girl 1 - “oh really I overheard her talking to jake saying how annoying you were”
Girl 2 - “eh she’s such a dolphin”
Girl 2 - “yea I did, she was really nice to me”
Girl 1 - “oh really I overheard her talking to jake saying how annoying you were”
Girl 2 - “eh she’s such a dolphin”
by Lucdog February 20, 2023

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises
by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
