Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
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Get the burn the dirt mug.A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
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Sam: yeah! Man! We did butt stuff!
Alex: did you give her your load?
Sam: yes, i shot in the dirt!
Sam: yeah! Man! We did butt stuff!
Alex: did you give her your load?
Sam: yes, i shot in the dirt!
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