Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.

With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.

by kuhlschool February 6, 2018

Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 8, 2018

Dildo

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

"Jim s SUCH a dildo"

by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019

Dildo Trampoline

The action of a person placing a suction cup dildo on a trampoline and then bouncing on it.

I’m feeling horny today I might do a Dildo Trampoline later.

by Pussyfootedbitch May 13, 2019

Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019

Dildoofus

A dildoofus is a simple assed person with a nose that’s reminiscent of a penis.

Pinocchio 🤥 is the biggest dildoofus I know.

by Squankorman May 28, 2019

Dildon’t

Anything that it would be a bad idea to insert into oneself anally or vaginally.

Dude, I don’t care what you are into. That cactus is a definite dildon’t.

by Jpack July 4, 2019