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donkey dick

slang for processed meat salami, strassburg etc
When you go to the delicatessan and want to order some sort of processed meat you can say " May i have 12 slices of donkey dick please"

My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"
by Christine Ozzy Jack Ella October 7, 2006
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What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.
"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
by BATMN every day December 14, 2018
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double dick

When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.
Oh my god I saw Kara in science class. I got a total double dick.
by crazyperson4931 November 22, 2010
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donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.
Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!
by kevin April 12, 2005
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If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.
bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.
by dubble tap February 18, 2018
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donkey dick

When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick
"Hey Tracy, stop donkey dick'n that smoke and give me a drag!"
by Pamjessar April 3, 2005
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dog with 2 dicks

A smug man or a man that has a beautifull girlfriend
Since he pulled that model he's like a dog with 2 dicks!
by Thibor November 8, 2006
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