The act of becoming depressed after looking at someone's album online and realizing your weren't invited.
sally suffered severe album depression after she signed into facebook sunday morning and saw kelly's newest album, "Best saturday night everrr", and realized that she wasn't invited to kelly's party.
by websterspocketdic May 22, 2009
Get the Album Depressionmug. noun
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010
Get the Freshmanic Depressionmug. Some people are “Fake Depressed”, where they lie to themselves because they’d much rather be sad for attention then to be happy for their health and well being.
Examples of Fake Depression; The lady listened to sad music and looked at depressing pictures on the internet to increase how upset she was.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.
by Rose434 May 28, 2019
Get the Fake Depressionmug. Passive depressive behavior is characterized by a melancholy and pessimistic manner that indicates depression or, in more general terms, expressing depression in a subtle, passive or indirect way.
When the passive depressive person reaches out for attention by complaining publicly about said depression, and when someone responds to their complaint, the passive depressive person says something mysterious like "you just won't understand me and my complicated mind".
When the passive depressive person reaches out for attention by complaining publicly about said depression, and when someone responds to their complaint, the passive depressive person says something mysterious like "you just won't understand me and my complicated mind".
Did you see Brian's Facebook status today? He was so passive depressive! He should just tell us why he is feeling so down instead of crying out for attention and posting dumb emo lyrics.
by impish78 January 25, 2013
Get the Passive Depressivemug. by Somebodycall911shortyfireburn April 3, 2017
Get the depression napmug. Common amongst cannabis users, it refers to the emotion one gets when trying to remember the alphabet past the letter E.
JoJo was numbed by e-depression. He tried to focus, but in his raddled mind, he was sure F was not a real letter.
by Ernest McGurkinstein September 23, 2005
Get the e-depressionmug. When you finish a Tv show on netflix and you don't know what to do with your life. Mostly happens after netflix bindging
"dude i just finished the show the 100 on netflix and I'm suffering from some severe Netflix depression"
by fadedchicka May 30, 2015
Get the Netflix Depressionmug.