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Album Depression

The act of becoming depressed after looking at someone's album online and realizing your weren't invited.
sally suffered severe album depression after she signed into facebook sunday morning and saw kelly's newest album, "Best saturday night everrr", and realized that she wasn't invited to kelly's party.
by websterspocketdic May 22, 2009
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Sexual Depression

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.
Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?
by Supbitches April 8, 2020
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Fake Depression

Some people are “Fake Depressed”, where they lie to themselves because they’d much rather be sad for attention then to be happy for their health and well being.
Examples of Fake Depression; The lady listened to sad music and looked at depressing pictures on the internet to increase how upset she was.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.
by Rose434 May 28, 2019
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Passive Depressive

Passive depressive behavior is characterized by a melancholy and pessimistic manner that indicates depression or, in more general terms, expressing depression in a subtle, passive or indirect way.

When the passive depressive person reaches out for attention by complaining publicly about said depression, and when someone responds to their complaint, the passive depressive person says something mysterious like "you just won't understand me and my complicated mind".
Did you see Brian's Facebook status today? He was so passive depressive! He should just tell us why he is feeling so down instead of crying out for attention and posting dumb emo lyrics.
by impish78 January 25, 2013
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depression nap

When you're depressed and you need to take a nap.
Yo man I'm feeling kinda sad, I'm gonna go take a depression nap real quick.
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e-depression

Common amongst cannabis users, it refers to the emotion one gets when trying to remember the alphabet past the letter E.
JoJo was numbed by e-depression. He tried to focus, but in his raddled mind, he was sure F was not a real letter.
by Ernest McGurkinstein September 23, 2005
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Mutual Depression

Noun - The feeling two or more people feel simultaneously when something is very sad and/or dissapointing.
Ben and Katy drove to Wendy's to get Ben a chocolate Frosty. When they ordered a chocolate Frosty, the man told them the chocolate Frosty machine is broken. Ben had to get vanilla. Ben felt depressed, and so did Katy. They were feeling mutual depression.
by steven412 August 16, 2010
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