German Dave

To ejaculate onto your bedroom carpet during masturbation.

“I had no tissues so I had to do a German Dave.”

by safety&comfortguide January 31, 2012

Dirty Old Dave

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

by jennI October 6, 2012

Dave-o-pedia

When someone knows the answer to every question that is asked of them, no matter what the subject matter, time of day or amount of alcohol consumed.
A spoof on the word encyclopedia except the "encycl" part is replaced by person' name.
Also seen in Greys Anatomy as used by Alex Karev.

"dude your brother is Dave-o-pedia" said Hayley to Nicola

by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009

Dave

Antonym: Dave
Not the greatest friend

Not awesome

Not reliable

Not kind/ nice/thoughtful
Not an individual above all others
Not a person who sets the standard
However a person who is the antithesis of all the above.

No moral compass

Probably a malignant psychopath.

Wow Debra your ex is a Dave, and a flesh bag...

by bookworm July 17, 2020

daled

To crash into something or to get hit unexpectedly by a worthless driver while in a vehicle resulting in pain damage or worse

while me and my friends were on the way to some whores house to take her to the boneyard some bitch who looked like cruella deville in a wild thornberrys looking van cut me off and i almost daled into the back of her van

by Louis Chatmon May 29, 2008

Dave

a dave is a curious bug-like mute that is found on earth. Daves relive their life over and over, turning into a caterpillar dave after it dies of old age. Daves are immortal, but have a unknown weakness. As amazing as Daves may seem, Daves are incredibly annoying, saying things like "The earth is flat" or "the earth is round and we stay on because we are all magnets" . Daves can be helpful in their strong form, however will become usless when scared, and turns into old dave

"Dave! your a genius! i mean..great job...good job...job."

by Zoria de butterfly November 6, 2020

Spase Dave

Thinks hes better than everyone else. Ego maniac, conceided and dillusional and is very paranoid of what everyone thinks of him.

Person1: Man look at that guy he thinks everyone likes him when they really dont like him
Person: What a Spase Dave

by Captain Planet June 30, 2003