Pseudo Double-Date

When you have a best friend or good friend that is practically married to her boyfriend, never apart from him and you never get the chance to see the friend anymore, the only practical thing to do is set up a pseudo-double date. This type of date, is when you, yourself, have a lack of a serious boyfriend or someone you are currently hooking up with/exclusive with (pathetic, right) and there's no other way to see your friend without doing couple things. So, therefore, for this to be legit you must be going on your double date with the couple with a "questionable" friend- someone you clearly have no romantic interest/involvement with. That way, you can see your friend who you never ever see anymore, have fun with it (since its a pseudo double date and all)and laugh about how your friend is practically married and in denial and you're pathetic enough to have to ask some random questionable friend you'd never actually go out with on this double date. It's the new thing to do, when you have no one else and all your friends are basically engaged.

Kathy, my best friend, and Ted, her boyfriend, invited me to dinner with them for their usual early bird special at the local italian restaurant. I couldn't third wheel it so I asked my questionable friend, Brad, to be my pseudo double-date for the night. It worked out. They made out the whole night, and we just laughed at the whole thing.

by living my life April 22, 2009

UCLA date party

Known throughout California as a night spent slippin' her one through the back door.

you GUYS, i was too horny but i didn't bring a condom. So it turned out to be a UCLA date party!

by WeAreStudents August 15, 2006

date rape elbow

To use one elbow in self defense in order to thwart an unwanted sexual advance.

Kyle was all over me and wouldn't take no for an answer so I had to give him the "date rape elbow" in his face.

by The Wizened One July 23, 2007

Date Rape Face

One who possesses the face of a date rapist. AKA, Skeet Ulrich.

Skeet Ulrich has Date Rape Face.

by anonazn December 19, 2008

Date with Mary Jane

doing weed

"I got a date with Mary Jane this Saturday."

by thekatechick May 31, 2009

date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010

DatAss

1.A word you use to pick up a girl
2.Something you say to ur friend when you think a girl is hot
3.A word I use every day

1.Damn Jason !DatAssis on fire!!!
2.Hey Gurl.I'll pick up DatAss and carry you home.

by IDGAF123321 July 20, 2015