Crusty Demon

Refrain from cleaning your asshole for two weeks. Then request a rim job from a girl.

"I gave her the best Crust Demon last night"

"I was planning on giving her a Crusty Demon however the diareah i had last night required me to wipe."

by Elias Talbot September 9, 2007

crusty juggler

One who juggles crusty things; one who is crusty and juggles; one who juggles in a crusty manner

Hey mike stop juggling sweet and sour chicken you crusty juggler.
Clean yourself up you crusty juggler!

by vravae June 10, 2008

custy snap

some rotten custy in a pink cardigan says in no particular order snappety snap directly following your aw snap over some worthwhile event....

j crewish pink cardigan custy says: "aw snappity snap" that custy just stole my turkey wrap .... with a late snap of the fingesr.. prolly works at pier one..

by estaro February 13, 2004

cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, the head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

crusty

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 10, 2003

crusty honey jar

A crusted but otherwise sweet vagina.

It's a shame she never cared for it, its sweet like a crusty honey jar

by des, AKA the jazz man January 6, 2007

crusty crotch

when a vast amount of semen is projectiled towards your pubic area and left to dry up.

yeah i blew all over her pussy she didn't wipe it up, in the morning she had a crusty crotch

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010