Crotch Wheaties

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

by Doujinshi March 02, 2009

joined at the crotch

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

by MyFootHurts November 07, 2010

Crotch Crumbs

The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.

Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!

by AngryReptileKeeper January 27, 2009

fire crotch

a fire crotch is a redheaded lady who is amazing in bed. She's on fire!

"Man I am so sore from that fire crotch I boned last night."

by BBQPorkRibs February 27, 2010

Fire Crotch

Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.

Hayley Watkins, is a total fire crotch.

by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009

crotch patty

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it

dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!

by john raleigh October 13, 2007

Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

by Moe Beer August 26, 2007