The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.
by AngryReptileKeeper January 27, 2009
a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.
by iloveshavedpussies October 24, 2008
Joe "She's just whining about her croutch wound, and if she doesnt' stop I'm gonna collect on that rib she owes us."
by Neo June 15, 2003
by BBQPorkRibs February 27, 2010
Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.
by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009
Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty
After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.
by Moe Beer August 26, 2007
its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it
dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
by john raleigh October 13, 2007