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Crank Wank

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.
Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.
by Mayor Yana May 4, 2008
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Crank that Sarah Palin

Ejaculate all over Russia from your backyard.
by YouBetcha98 April 28, 2010
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Crank that

Stupidest dance and song of the 21st century next to a bay bay
Crank that is fucking wack!!!
by doitphaggot January 11, 2008
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Cranack

Cranack - (Cri-nack) (Crinack) is a epidemic street drug cooked with a two step process and served in two different methods. (Freebase and Baking Soda).
I Got That Cranack, about my business

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by http://www.TroubleXXL.com March 8, 2013
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crank

A versatile term originating from students at Birch Wathen Lenox, "crank" is used to portray any given action (most commonly hooking up or smoking marijuana.) However, it can be used to describe any action, as it is all up to the user's discretion.
Alternate Variations: Crank dat (any noun/verb)
Kid 1: I got OD trees
Kid 2: Can we crank?

Kid 1: I'm so cranked

Kid 1: How long have you been trying to get with her?
Kid 2: Two weeks
Kid 1: TWO weeks and you haven't cranked!?

Kid 1: Wanna go crank?
Kid 2: Cheel, I'm good.
Kid 1: Wow, crank dat gaysha

Kid 1: We gotta be beast stealthy
Kid 2: Yea, crank dat splinter cell

Kid 1: Crank dat bathroom?
by Urban Dictionary May 3, 2008
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cranberry

DUUUDE it smells like a cranberry, get the hell out of my car!
by B_F January 27, 2008
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Crank that Darth Vader

Having sex with a woman, and after you ejaculate on her face you proceed to tell her you are her father.
Girl: What the French Toast I told you to finish in the sheets!

Guy: Bitch I am your father, bout to Crank that Darth Vader!
by Satchmosis March 16, 2008
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