by Wileh March 3, 2016

Someone who acts as if they’re about to cross a street, usually with a kid or dog in tow, makes a first step toward the crosswalk, causing oncoming traffic to slam on their brakes but then pulls back and farts around with said kid or dog or checks their phone, often also issuing you a scowl thereafter.
by IsMoose&Squirrel May 24, 2023

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

by Dave_the_dickhead August 10, 2022

(noun) a cropped, sexually explicit image (usually from r34) used un random videos for people to goon, the image is cropped in a way that makes it "not nsfw" by tiktok standards
by limelipslover May 26, 2025

An individual who despises interacting with those at a particular function or party; one who will be at the corner (the outskirts or on the outside) at the party who will be unlikely to interact with women in particular. This individual despises being at the forefront, and will actively avoid any scenario that will cause him to retreat from the corner of safety in which his interaction with 1 or 2 of his similarly awkward friends would be voided and he his forces to talk to women he does not know. This phenomenon can be found in low tier fraternities at various United States Fraternities. This individual will fail to find a girl interest in him unless force fed at least a minimum of 8 shots and instructed to interact with women
Yo, that guy is being a huge corner merchant bro. He hasn’t talked to a chick in at least a semester.
by Rattler31 December 14, 2023

by luhtroy4pf May 27, 2024
