Consecutive

Back-to-back: one after another.

Man, I've been having nightmares for FOUR consecutive days!

by Patrick the Star Fish April 22, 2009

compassionate conservatism

A phrase coined by the Republicans for the 2000 presidential election in an effort to divert focus from the fact that in recent history the party had not been known for its compassion. Thus, a camouflage over reality, a diversion of attention from unflattering fact, a ruse, a marketing gimmick to cover up a weakness by asserting that you actually have the strength when you don’t.

“In his Inaugural Address, the President called on Americans to become citizens, not spectators. Since that time the President has used compassionate conservatism as his governing philosophy as the Administration has moved to tackle some of society's toughest assignments, such as educating our children, fighting poverty at home, and helping poor countries around the globe.”

by Bill Garnett July 22, 2004

Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.

Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.

by Domonic February 1, 2009

for your consideration

Your cheap ass is watching a pirated DVD which was originally sent to the Oscar committee to be considered for nominations.

Why does it say "For your consideration" at the bottom of the screen? Not sure, I bought this DVD in a bathroom in chinatown.

by krestblr November 2, 2013

broa constrictor

A bro who incessantly takes all the fun out of brotivities and totally ignores brotocol.

David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies"

Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"

David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"

by Brobediah & Broba Fett October 11, 2010

console

1) A text-mode environment, which, depending on the operating system, may be used locally (as is the case for most DOS sessions) or remotely (via ssh).

2) A computer intended for limited user interaction, such as the NES or the Playstation. Such computers are intended only for loading single programs in one session, although newer consoles are able to performs such feats as getting on the internet, networking between other consoles of the same type, and even running various operating systems compiled for its internals. Common input devices for consoles include controllers (also called paddles sometimes), joysticks, or arcade pads.

3) An archaic reference to the user input and output devices on a computer.

4) The dashboard of a car.

1) The hacker telnet'd into my system and erased my porn archive through the console.

2) I spent all of my childhood in front of a console.

3) ENIAC's console stopped working ever since I had golden showers with my lover on it.

4) I want to put these badass guages in my Civic, but I don't want to remove the console.

by ravingidiot July 5, 2004

Consperience

Consperience: n; A company located in Windsor Ontario in which produces low budget movies that totally suck balls
The word means to experience a consperacy, to have a "consperacy experience; consperience"

Person: Hey, did you see that consperience movie?
Gangsta: No, the fuck is consperience?

by TheMooCow47 April 25, 2006