Dipped Ice Cream Cone

The act of getting a blowjob seconds after giving anal.

I know some girl that will give you a dipped ice cream cone for the small 50.

by Keemmcmeme April 4, 2022

Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022

J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong

yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?

by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

Kings Cone

Verb: A cone made with all the lint covered weed found between the couch cushions.

I did a kings cone before smoking this.

by Hary Gofman June 5, 2022

Sissy cone

Sissy cone a very small ice cream cone. Also used by very weird men

We went to the ice cream shop, and my penis is small so I orderd a sissy cone.

by Hi June 8, 2014

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather

#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication

by elliotneal October 27, 2008