cobbering

Australian lingo for meeting a group of mates at the pub or some other informal event.

Macca: "There's a cobbering down at the pub on Friday, Johnno, you comin'?"
Johnno: "Is the Pope a Catholic? 'Course I'll be there."

by DodgySocket June 17, 2015

concert hopper

A fake fan or any person who goes to any concert that comes to town. Takes away the joy to the ones that have been there since day 1.

Bella is a concert hopper

by Love.you.too November 30, 2015

conderflong

The flaps of the female genitalia; pussy lips.

Spread my legs! I'm letting my conderflongs BREATHE!

by samuelthefirstofshitlordian July 24, 2016

Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

conbraggin

Is when you act like you are complaining , but yer really bragging about an event, thing you bought or money spent.

My Neighbor is always conbraggin about how much his house costs!!

Yo My god damn BMW run flats cost $300 bucks a piece!! I aint conbraggin just sayin
Quit conbraggin about your bills, asshole we know you got lots of money

by mcl1956m May 3, 2018

Coner

The shortest guy you'll ever meet. He always needs help with something, and if you hurt him in the slightest bit, he'll get super pissed at you. If you loan him, per say, a pencil, and he does something to piss you off: you get over it. If it switched roles, Coner would bite your ass off. I honestly don't know how he finds his ass without a map.

Dude you're as smart as Coner

by StuckBetweenTheLies February 1, 2018

concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.

Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.

by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018