Commodaphobe

One who is afraid of toilets

Sarah: I have to pee
Billy: The toilets upstairs and to the left
Sarah: Where is there a bush around here?
Billy: Why?
Sarah: I am a commodaphobe, it's a rare phobia whereby the effected is afraid of toilets and sometimes bathrooms altogether.

by Obi commode-y June 12, 2012

Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.

As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.

by run its bc June 14, 2012

Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per)

when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.

when the collection agency called, i declared Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per).

by yuba gurl June 25, 2012

commodore chicken wing

The nickname for an amazing person. Commodore Chicken Wing is smart, funny, and loved by all.

Did you see Josh do that backflip. I'm gonna call him Commodore Chicken Wing! CommodorechikinWang

by Commodore Chikin-Wang October 23, 2013

common law gay

When one goes 10+ years without getting laid or even coming remotely close to vagina, they are then, by default, gay as fuck.

Norm hasn't gotten pussy in so long, that nigga HAS to be common law gay by now!

by Slick Nicky January 11, 2017

Common Sense

Is when you use your head and not your ass

Someone says "what's common sense?" You reply "it's when you use your head and not ur ass!!"

by ~volleyball_21 April 26, 2017

Commodore Nut

A commodore nut is what happens when one decides to contract their muscles during ejaculation, allowing only a small amount of seminal fluid to escape the tip of the penis and then pulling out of the probed orifice.

"I was fucking that bitch Ayisha last night and I almost busted a nut in her, but as a last ditch efforti decided to go with a commodore nut."

by blueskar May 26, 2017