Abby Collins

If you’ve ever met Abby Collins before, you know somewhere, somehow you’ve fucked up and you might as well die now.
Abby Collins will chew up your food and spit it in your mouth just so that you won’t starve😤.
She pretends she is happy, but if you stare into her eyes you will see her pain and jealousy of her brother, who arouses her dog.
She looks like your average teenage girl, but once you get to know her, you see the darkness and the pain. She feels like no one with except her for who she really is, a goth.

Guy 1: Dude look at that girl she’s dank!
Guy 2: Dude, that’s Abby Collins.
Guy 1: oh fuck, i didn’t realise

by heckyeahdontouchmyass May 22, 2018

Thad Collins

Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.

Thad Collins must stop hitting on freshman

by XxUnknowxX May 12, 2018

Susan Collins

An alcoholic drink made by combining gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup topped with soda water and rohypnol

Ugh, last night this stranger bought me a Susan Collins at the bar!

by Politicaldissident October 6, 2018

Susan Collins

n. A woman who feigns support for women's rights, but is ultimately only a servant to oppressors. Analog of "Uncle Tom."

Sarah Huckabee Sanders occupying such a prominent position may maker her seem like a champion of equal treatment for women, but she's only a Susan Collins.

by I.M.A. Pseudonym October 6, 2018

Andrew Collins

He runs

Andrew Collins runs like a yaris

by Maeveomahoney December 2, 2018

Amanda Colon

The best thing since sliced bread is the super short version. She is as beautiful as the sun and stars. She has a smile that sparkles and a laugh that makes any man weak. She may be manipulative at times but underneath it all she really truly cares. Amanda Colon is a princess that deserves the world and should be taken care of like the little one she is. She has passion and care like no other. Nobody can compare. This is only the short version on how to define Amanda Colon

Amanda Colon won the 2018 award for cutest princess

by tbrosen March 1, 2019

rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.

The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.

by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019