People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016
mmmmmm a coffee oreo
by PikaboyMOD February 05, 2022
a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
by Mr. Black August 28, 2017
The cheesy substance that exists inside your travel mug lid and/or it's associated pouring mechanism. It unknowingly builds up over time from lack of daily cleaning. After an extended period of time fungus will grow morphing said item into "Travel Chef Salad".
Brah: Dude, don't EVER lend me your travel mug again!
Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!
Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!
by Laika 2 February 16, 2015
It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.
by Bearded American May 02, 2021
by Attila8tla November 17, 2014