cliff

the shortest guy youll ever meet
his name is the thing youll want to jump off of when you meet him
kicks you from vcs like a little shit
overall nasty guy

cliff: hello!
you: i want to jump off a cliff

by colonweary September 13, 2022

Cliffordjohnsmithjr

Someone who feels powerless Abt his smol pp so he rapes 13 yr olds

Oh shit the pastor was arrested.

Why?

He pulled a cliffordjohnsmithjr

by Lmaoijudgepeople September 16, 2022

Cliff bunny

A female connoisseur of rock climbing who seems to always have a new climbing partner who is likely sharing tents. Often new to the sport and have already made it their whole personality.

Megan and her boyfriend finally broke up! You should hit her up to climb I hear she's a cliff bunny now.

by huckinaround October 7, 2022

Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin

Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022

Cliff

Cliff: Short for Clifford is of German/English origin. Meaning Big and Tall like a Cliff, Rock, Calm, Caring, Extraordinary, Super, Funny, Smart, Passionate, Intelligent, Fun, Loving, Loyal, Honorable, Handsome, Gentle but Strong. Rather Ingenious and Wise. Bold, Solid, and Brave but soft in his ability to Change, Reform and Adjust. excepting and understanding. A man among men. A friend among friends. A "Superman".

Cliff is more than just a man he's a Superman!

by RedalertCliff October 24, 2022

Cliff Burton

A fucking legend of a bass guitarist. Easily one of the best bass players of all time whose talent was wasted sadly in a tour bus accident. Metallicas 1st (2nd if you count McGovney) bassist

Jimmy - I wanna buy a bass guitar so I can be as good as Cliff burton
Timmy - Not possible

by JERRRRRRRRYYYYYY October 25, 2022

coffeaphilia

(It is also known as: Coffee Blood)

When one's addiction to coffee goes beyond the limit, their blood could literally turn into coffee. And when they run out of stock, patients might resort to drinking their own blood.

In a lot of cases they end up drinking their themselves to unconsciousness.

Once they Pierce themselves they cannot stop and suffer cardiac ischemia due to lack of blood supply.

I had realized that he has been drinking coffee from his own blood this whole time. When I search about this, I was shocked that it was a type of disease called Coffeaphilia.

by GoldenExplainer November 29, 2022