Party game, like Chinese whispers. Everyone gets in a line, and each person inserts a hand (right or left) into the rectum of the person in front of them. The person at the back then starts with a well known phrase (or a film title, or the name of a book) and, using sign language, communicates the phrase to the inner arse lining of the person in front, who passes it up the line as they then understand it. And so on. When it gets to the front of the line, that person speaks out loud the phrase they think it is, and the person at the back tells them what it started as. Much hilarity ensues.
Jesus Christ my arse is still bleeding from the Chinese fisters we were playing last night. Stan started out with "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son," and I ended up with "Fuck your mother yourself, you cabbage faced tosspot." Brilliant!
by Grayson Porlock October 25, 2007
Get the Chinese fistersmug. AKA Coronavirus or Covid-19, it's the third Chinese bioweapon test, along with Avian Flu (H5N1) and Swine Flu (H1N1) released by the Wuhan bioterrorist research lab, pretending it was an accident and the virus appeared
spontaneously from a man that ate a bat.
Chinese are getting proficient with bioweapons each test they make and soon they will create the ultimate virus and release it in a mass biological strike that will sucefully destroy the occident most developed economies and ensure China and their allies global domination.
spontaneously from a man that ate a bat.
Chinese are getting proficient with bioweapons each test they make and soon they will create the ultimate virus and release it in a mass biological strike that will sucefully destroy the occident most developed economies and ensure China and their allies global domination.
The President: "We suspect the Chinese Virus was created intentionally in that lab"
Me: "Im with you, Mr. President, only a fool would not realize that after 3 consecutive virus coming from same country. Totally bioterrorism"
Me: "Im with you, Mr. President, only a fool would not realize that after 3 consecutive virus coming from same country. Totally bioterrorism"
by H1b3rt0 May 5, 2020
Get the Chinese Virusmug. a young chinese male who goes to my high school and obsesses over a friend of mine *Amanda P* and uses the word.... "gorgeous" about her
he also *no joke* wears women's clothing
he prefers women pants over men's because
they fit better and are tighter
and pretzels stick to his head when hot
i know first hand
he also tries to run me over in his car almost every day on the way to my bus
he is satan's ugly cousin who never wears anything except skin tight shirts from Hollister because he's emo like that
he also spends lots of time at the Digital Mayhem place where the nerds and goth and band kids pay tons of money to sit at a computer for 20 minutes before paying tons of money again
he also *no joke* wears women's clothing
he prefers women pants over men's because
they fit better and are tighter
and pretzels stick to his head when hot
i know first hand
he also tries to run me over in his car almost every day on the way to my bus
he is satan's ugly cousin who never wears anything except skin tight shirts from Hollister because he's emo like that
he also spends lots of time at the Digital Mayhem place where the nerds and goth and band kids pay tons of money to sit at a computer for 20 minutes before paying tons of money again
HOLLISTER WORKER: Hello young fellow!Can I help you?
TIM: No..I don't need help. Do I look like I need help?
HOLLISTER WORKER: Well, you are in the women's department!
TIM: No..I don't need help. Do I look like I need help?
HOLLISTER WORKER: Well, you are in the women's department!
by Adriana Nazzy <33 April 21, 2005
Get the Chinese Timmug. Saddam Hussein was a crazy chinese-mexican.
by Shitstack June 14, 2007
Get the Chinese-mexicanmug. After a series of large scale fireworks have been lit up and presented, a rancid smell usually is the product of this entertainment due to the production of fireworks mainly in China. Therefore, it is called the Chinese fart.
by XXyeah_it's_meXX July 5, 2011
Get the Chinese fartmug. When asian whore fucks your limp dick. She opens her legs like shes about to pee but her ching chong sucks onto your soft phallus and wiggles it.
Man: while on business in bangkok i was lost in pattaya when in a public urinal a prostitute forced her Chinese Cheeks on my cock.
Women: your kidding right?
Man: No. i didn't pay her.
Women: your kidding right?
Man: No. i didn't pay her.
by nun that October 25, 2009
Get the Chinese Cheeksmug. A sexual act upon which a man shits, places a bit on his finger and rubs it on a woman's clitoris, whilst she screams.
by bigazzamax December 19, 2011
Get the chinese gooseberrymug.