Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019

Barclay's chance

The likelihood of an entitled white private school boy with a bad haircut rising to an Australian Liberal Party leadership position despite posting a racist video on Facebook.

Not to be confused with "Buckley's chance", which is not very likely at all.

Harrington: "OMG I can't believe the Aborigines didn't invent iPhones."
Chad: "OMG dude you've got Barclay's chance of being Prime Minister now!"

by Timaahy December 3, 2019

Your giving me cancer

A Gamer term used to describe a situations severity jokingly.

“Bruh your giving me cancer”
“That shi*t was cancerous”

by SomeGotToHappen April 2, 2020

One last chance

Something nobody else gives you.

The dork girl from out of town tried to offer a lot of people something that was never hers to offer, one last chance to remain in their homes in their town.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021

Stage 4 Cancer

The average fornite kid's future

Retarded Kid 1: I just cummed to the Chun-Li fortnite skin
Kid 2: What in the name of Stage 4 Cancer is this shit
Retarded Kid 1: *Slaps it out to Chun-Li again*

by Fortnite Rule 34 June 8, 2023

Blue Comment Cancer

The type of commentor in under TikTok videos, who leave badly worded sentences with terrible grammar, that has something to do with the video, in order to get the Blue comment (Which is a comment you can click on to search for whatever the comment is saying)

*Under a TikTok video of a AI-read reddit story about a cheating wife*
Blue Comment Cancerer (The Commentor): "Cheating Wife Reddit Part 2"
*TikTok's algorithm makes the comment blue and clickable, and the Commentor gets likes and validation)

by AndreasTheGuy1 October 29, 2023

hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchu

niggerchu is great pet to keep at home he is good at bj's,hand jobs,lick outspend calpol

hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchus u can give them anal also would like u good house nazi bin truck

by cancer mlg shittywok snoop dog October 20, 2018