Chunt

This is a word that has evolved to mean female viking. the viKINGs wanted to call them viCUNTs but the vichunts would of chopped their horns off. So over the years the word was shortened to CHUNT meaning strong viging woman

Ahoy the Chunts have mead a brewin to soothe our souls afer this prosperous raid!

by funjunkie February 7, 2009

chunt

A chinese cunt. Preferably the chinese waitresses at china buffets that are rude to people.

That chunt would not give me a fortune cookie but still asked me for a tip!

by Carve a ham! December 16, 2011

chuntie

An indigenous person from the hill of oaxaca mexico. Usually uneducated people calling someone a chuntie is like calling them an idiot or uneducated

Maybe if you were'nt such a chuntie you could solve a crossword puzzle

or:
YOUR SUCH A FUCKIN CHUNTIE!

by Biccus Diccus December 27, 2007

Chuntered

Tired

I'm absolutely chuntered mate, im off to bed.

by Doolally August 10, 2008

CounterCock

The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)

Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!

by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009

counterfeit chris

Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.

Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.

by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009

counterdare

the response to completing a dare

Guy: i dare you to drink a cup full of ketchup
Girl: Why?
Guy: IDK
Girl: Okay
Guy: that was pretty gross
Girl: My turn, I counterdare you to pour ketchup all over your chest

by GBONE93 June 9, 2011