Currie-Caring Experiment

The Currie-Caring Experiment, developed by Dr. Cam Currie of the University of Winchester, is a classic teenage social experiment, in which one friend ceases communication with another friend to see if they do in fact care for the other. Results of this experiment vary; some people are horrified to find that their "friend" does not in fact care, while others are pleasantly delighted to find that their friend really does care about them. Use of the Currie-Caring Experiment is suggested only in dire situations.

Guy: Have you talked to Natalie recently?
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...

Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.

by drcam March 20, 2012

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

Care Fuck

When you’re not making love to a person but you still care enough to fuck them well.

“Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”

“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”

by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023

does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

Who cares though

The thing I say to myself after spending 5+ minutes on a comment, post or UrbDic entry before deleting it because I’m not funny or interesting.

*writes a small essay for a YouTube comment*
Yeah but who cares though??? *discard*

by IAlreadyUsedRaegoerOnAnAlt January 25, 2023

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

me nah care

a sentence used when one wants to express their low levels of caring for a certain situation.

"i went to the shops today" "me nah care rude boy"

by lightskinbaddie43 November 2, 2023