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Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
by vapper8375 April 7, 2015
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Wound Care-ist

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds
Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.
by vasking November 26, 2009
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Lawn Care

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.
by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020
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take care

(verb phrase)
“take care” / “gave take care” / “got take cared”

A modern slang expression used when someone (usually a boy) politely rejects, ghosts, or ends things with you in a way that feels lowkey respectful - but still hurts. “Take care” is what you say when someone ends communication with a vibe of soft detachment and emotional distance.
“She gave me take care after three dates and a playlist.”

“It wasn’t even a hard ghost. He just said ‘wish you the best’ and dipped. Full take care.”
by mhra05 July 20, 2025
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You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

You wouldn't have believed me if I didn't made a show of it.
Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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Honesty Home Health Care

A small health care business looking forward to growing, located in Las Vegas, Nevada. As the area's leading professional care provider, they offer the very best, compassionate care for your family. Their goal is to improve the physical, emotional, and spiritual wellness of their clients.
Looking for the best home health care for you or your family? Well lucky you, there's Honesty Home Health Care! As we love to say, honesty is our best policy!
by Professional Care Provider September 11, 2020
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Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.
When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.
by God_is_I May 19, 2024
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