Cape Cod Blonde

- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.

- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.

Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.

"Hey how was your date?"

"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."

"That sucks. At least she put out."

by Jimmy Timmy October 13, 2004

Caesare

Like, the coolest person EVER. She's so tight, and there's nothing you could possibly do to make yourself cooler than her. Plus, she'll understand if you have to go to the skate park in a helmet.

"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's Caesare."
"OH MY GOSH."

by lalaland429 September 6, 2009

boobie cages

A device used by women to conceal their milk cannons.

Hey baby! Just this once will you take off those darn boobie cages so that I can make a spot for you in my spank bank.

by eric Huggles April 1, 2007

poundable cakes

A girl good looking enough to have sex with(especially sober)...preferably over the age of 18...unless you're phet, then fuck it, whatever...meat is meat.

poundable cakes, ex.

"That chick with the white pants is smokin', them cakes are definitely poundable"

by MC Plan B October 11, 2007

Slippery hot cakes

You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).

"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes

by Stephenboyd17 September 5, 2006

tappin' cakes

Having sexual intercourse with someone

Jack and Jill have been in the room for a while. They must be tappin' cakes.

by DLitigator February 1, 2006

bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance

1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"

by xerinnn January 6, 2008