Ska douche canoe

Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.

Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe

Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe

by DaughterofGod March 14, 2020

Dick douche canoe

Asshole/Jerk

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

by Willie June 11, 2021

Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.

‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’

by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

Quang Anh canteen

The best canteen in FPT School. It offers a variety of totally FDA-compliant dishes filled with exquisite ingredients such as flies and staplers. Culinary experience ranges from the blandest porridge to the eternally unchanging rice. Though it is gone it will never be forgotten. RIP

I will get my required daily iron intake from staplers at Quang Anh canteen

by president of fschool March 5, 2024

Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.

'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'

by Batatz March 8, 2024

Sticky goo canoe

A man's penis which causes the rider to leave everyone sticky

I took them for a ride on the sticky goo canoe now I need a shower

by Samtionary May 10, 2024